If there are no books in your house, I won’t stay overnight
The director of Pink Flamingos said a phrase that has the insolence of good aphorisms. It sounds like a joke, but it might be a theory about love. “If you go to someone’s house and they don’t have books, don’t sleep with them.” Waters was not making a plea in favor of literature. Not at all. He was defending something else: the ability of objects to tell who we are. A library does not guarantee intelligence or sensitivity, but it does leave a trace, just like certain lamps, a bookshelf full of records, a fridge, or a wall covered with photographs. The casual and biting Waters, author of phrases like “After 25 years old, you can’t wear skinny pants,” once pointed out as his favorite website the hilarious Lurid Digs, created by Frederick Woodruff to show bizarre domestic interiors of gays in photos taken from dating app profiles.