Dearest gentlemen of the UCO and the UDEF: in light of recent events, I proceed to list what you may find in a possible search of my home and what could be subject to seizure.
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My dwelling has three entrances. One of them to the parking lot and another to a garden. If you think badly, it might seem for escaping, but all the ground floors of the community are like that. On the right hand side, you will start to find things that smell bad. They are two expired yogurts, a dying salad, and the corpse of a lemon slice inside the fridge. Also, Fleming-style cheese, sweet ham, and a half-full or half-empty bottle of white wine, depending on the day. I can ask for a receipt for everything except the wine, which was brought to me by a friend whom I prefer to keep anonymous. I tell you in advance that it is the same one who left a brown substance inside a Mexican skull in the dining room. In the kitchen, bags (without money) and rotten material in the trash. You can take it, if you please. If it is Monday, from 8 to 10 p.m., furniture is also collected.
I can ask for a receipt for everything except the wine, which was brought to me by a friend
If you wish, you can take some shirts that became too small for me and an old pajama. They are in the second drawer of the entrance furniture. All the paintings are reproductions of photos without permission. As for the jewelry, I have a silver ring with (another) skull, imitating Keith Richards’ which is a gift from my ex-wife. Also a Ronson lighter that belonged to my father. You can ask my mother because she gave it to him, but I don’t think she keeps the receipt, although you can expect anything from my mother.
I have music CDs that I downloaded without paying, some movies of the same kind, a hard drive with a bunch of photos on the computer. If you want, I can give it a few hammer blows to make it easier for you not to see yourselves among a million photos without order or reason and I can rename the files M.Rajoy. As you indicate. There are 50 euros on the table that could be mistakenly interpreted as payment to the cleaning lady without a contract, but know that I leave them in case someone breaks in to rob me. I have a broken mobile with WhatsApp conversations that could be called embarrassing or ambiguous, but no inappropriate photos, only many of a little dog we had and, poor thing, died. Many books. Probably, too many.
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